Friday, January 23, 2026

Verdie and the Mushrooms


 

 

Once upon a time there was a tiny little village deep in the mountain forest called Peat Haven. It was a very special village because it was home to forest mosslings, tiny people grown from the very bark and moss that carpets the floor of the deep woods. Mosslings were shy, magical creatures. Their magic, which was not as broad and powerful as that of their close cousins, the mountain fairies, was limited, only able to transform the basic elements of the earth. Mosslings used this magical ability to break down the rocks in the forest into lush minerals and dirt so that the thousands of flowers in the forest can grow tall and strong. The flowers in and around the village of Peat Haven were among the most beautiful in all the world.

 

The Mosslings’ magic, however, was the envy of the Grogs, a cruel and harsh group of cave-dwelling ogres who lived beneath the mountain. Grogs craved all things sparkling and shiny and desired to enslave the Mosslings. They desired to use the Mossling magic to transform cave rocks into shiny precious jewels.

 

Fortunately, the queen of the forest fairies, Queen Angelica, loved her near-cousins and the beautiful flowers they produced. Mossling flowers were used as decorations all across Queen Angelica’s kingdom. To protect the Mosslings from the Grogs, the fairy queen placed a powerful magic barrier around Peat Haven and the surrounding flower fields. Only those who knew the magic password could penetrate the barrier. Speak the password once and the barrier came down, allowing safe travel out of or into Peat Haven. Speak it again, and the boundary returned, protecting Peat Haven once more. All young Mosslings were taught this password and were warned to protect it with their very lives, but they were also taught to be very careful, because when the barrier came down, Peat Haven was vulnerable to attack. For this reason, the Mosslings mostly stayed within the safety of the barrier.

 

There was a mischievous young Mossling in Peat Haven named Verdie. Verdie, like most Mosslings, loved mushrooms. Verdie, however, loved mushrooms so much that he would go out every day, searching far and wide throughout Peat Haven, looking for the largest and plumpest mushrooms he could find. Often he would go near the edge of the magical boundary, because many mushrooms grew there. 

 

After a time, however, Verdie began to notice the mushrooms outside the boundary. There, Verdie saw mushrooms growing all across the forest floor. To him, the mushrooms on the other side of the barrier looked larger, plumper, and more luscious than those in Peat Haven. Oh, how much he wanted to leave the safety of his village to gather those mushrooms, but he knew that would be very dangerous. One day, he approached the boundary, looking longingly at the mushrooms on the other side. 

 

“It would only take me a moment,” he thought to himself. 

 

Convinced he could gather the mushrooms safely, he spoke the password to lower the magic barrier and dashed quickly through. Grabbing a small handful of mushrooms, he ran back across the boundary as quickly as possible to the safety of his home. Once across, he spoke the password again, returning the magic barrier. “That wasn’t so bad,” he said. 

 

Unbeknownst to Verdie, a young Grog named Kerr was also in the area exploring the forest, looking for shiny stones and gems. He saw Verdie, and watched with curiosity as he lowered and raised the magic barrier. 

 

The next day, Verdie came back and did it again. Then again after that. Each day, Kerr watched from a distance. On the fourth day, Kerr devised an evil plan to trick Verdie into revealing the magic password. When Verdie approached the magical boundary that day, Kerr was standing there waiting. Verdie stopped dead, and his eyes went wide like saucers when he saw the young ogre.

 

“Don’t be afraid,” said Kerr, “I’ve been watching you, and I want to help you pick mushrooms. Come on out and we can do it together.”

 

“No, no,” said Verdie, and he ran away.

 

Poor Verdie knew he should look for mushrooms somewhere else, but the call of the delicious mushrooms across the boundary was too great. The next day Verdie crept slowly to the boundary, approaching with caution, hoping perhaps that Kerr would not be there. This time, however, not only was Kerr there, but he was holding a large basket of mushrooms that he had picked just for Verdie.

 

“See,” said Kerr, “I’ve already picked them for you. All you have to do is tell me the password so I can give you the mushrooms.”

 

“No, no”, said Verdie, and he ran away.

 

Day after day he came back to the boundary, looking longingly at the mushrooms that Kerr had picked. They were so plump and lush. He wanted them so badly. Then one day, he came to the boundary. As he did each day, Kerr said, “Just tell me the password and I will give you the mushrooms.” Except on this day, Kerr added, “I won’t tell anyone the password. It will be our secret.”

 

Verdie hesitated. Grogs couldn’t be trusted – unless perhaps it was a promise. To Mosslings, a promise was the highest form of covenant. One must never break a promise. To do so would mean disgrace before your people.

 

“You promise?” he asked. “You won’t tell anyone?”

 

“I give you my word that I won’t tell a single soul.”


Convinced that Kerr would keep his word, he spoke the password and took the basket of mushrooms.


“See,” said Kerr, “that wasn’t so bad. We can be friends now, right?”

 

“I don’t know,” said Verdie. “Maybe you should go… but come back tomorrow and we can talk about it then.”

 

Kerr left, and Verdie put the boundary back up. He sighed in relief and headed back to his village, convinced that all was well in Peat Haven. What Verdie did not know, however, was that Grogs had no soul. Kerr could tell the password to as many Grogs as he wanted and never break his promise to Verdie, which is exactly what he did.

 

Later that evening, after the sun had gone down, Verdie was wandering in the woods, contemplating whether Kerr, the sworn enemy of the Mosslings, could possibly be a new friend. Suddenly, alarms and cries rang out, echoing through the woods. Verdie rushed towards his village to see what was the matter, but as he approached, he could see hundreds of Grogs tramping through the woods. They were catching Mosslings and stuffing them into rucksacks they carried on their backs. 

 

“Oh no,” he thought, “what have I done?”

 

Verdie hid himself under a pile of leaves and watched as his entire village was captured and carried away to the Grog caves. They were all gone – doomed to work for the Grog in their rock pits, turning stones into gems –and it was all his fault. He sobbed all night long, but for fear of getting caught, he stayed hidden under the leaves.

 

The next morning Verdie emerged from his leafy hiding place. 

 

“I’m so sorry,” he said to no one. “I never meant for this to happen.”

 

He repeated this over and over as he wandered through the empty village, wondering how he could make this right. As he reached the center of town, he came to a small wooden statue of Queen Angelica that his village had carved in her honor. He sat down beside the statue and began to sob.

 

“What am I going to do?” he asked the statue. “How can I fix this?”

 

As he sat there crying, a winged figure appeared before him, hovering silently, waiting for him to notice her presence. She was beautiful, with golden hair that sparkled in the morning sun. Her wings were delicate, glittering as they flapped rapidly to keep her hovering in place. She wore a pale blue dress that came down to her knees, and she held a tiny scepter in her hand. All around her was the aurora of fairy magic. At the moment, that aurora was a soft, almost powdery, pale pink – like a cherry blossom. Verdie startled and jumped up when he saw her.

 

“Your Majesty!" he exclaimed, for every Mossling knew the fairy queen by sight.

 

“What is the matter, young one?” asked Queen Angelica. Her voice was felt more than heard, like a whisper of music floating on the gentle morning breeze.

 

“Oh, Your Majesty,” cried Verdie, falling to his knees, clasping his hands in front of him, “I have done a terrible thing.”

 

“Tell me,” she said.

 

Verdie stood up and began his tale. As he spoke, the queen looked around at the empty village, her pink aurora darkening subtly to a light rose. Slowly, she lowered herself until her petite feet touched the ground and her delicate wings folded up on her back. Before Verdie could finish, she interrupted him.

 

“You revealed the secret password,” she said, “and now everyone has been captured by the Grogs.” 

 

Verdi looked at the queen with meekness, his hands still clasped in front of him, but he swung them back and forth in a sheepish fashion. “He…he… promised, and I just wanted those mushrooms so badly. I’m so sorry.” Verdi then lowered his head and eyes.

 

The queen’s aurora brightened again as she waved her magic wand. Magic dust swirled in the air, and two plump mushrooms appeared before Verdi at the foot of her statue.

 

“Which of these two is better?” She asked, pointing to them with her scepter. “Pick the one that is superior.”

 

Verdi looked at them for a moment and said, “I can’t tell the difference. They are both the same.”

 

“Precisely,” she said, “one came from inside Peak Haven and the other from outside. They are the same. Sometimes, something looks more desirable simply because we cannot have it.” Once again, her aurora darkened, this time to a darker, dusty rose. “You’ve made a terrible mistake, young Mossling, and the consequences are dire.”

 

Queen Angelica paused, waiting to see how Verdie would respond. Verdie fell to his knees again, this time grasping at her tiny feet.

 

“Oh, Your Majesty, isn’t there anything you can do?”

 

Suddenly, her aurora darkened even more – to a deep fuchsia. “To bring back the Mosslings,” she said in a low, serious tone, “would require very much magic — all that I have — perhaps more than I have. Would you have me place the whole kingdom at risk to undo your mistake?”

 

“Please, oh please. They did nothing wrong. This was all my fault. I will do anything. You can even take my magic if that will help!”

 

Queen Angelica was surprised at the bravery young Verdie displayed, for Mosslings, being made from magic, cannot survive without it.

 

“Are you sure, Verdie, because if I take your magic, you will fade back into the elements from which you were made.”

 

“Please, Your Majesty, do it, please. I have to make this right. I cannot bear to live knowing my village has been enslaved because of my mistake.”

 

The queen’s aurora turned dark purple as she waved her sceptre in circles around Verdie’s head. 

 

“Once done, this cannot be undone,” she said. Verdie nodded for her to continue.

 

Slowly, the aurora around Queen Angelica turned from purple to green as she took Verdie’s magic from him. Slowly, all around them, Mosslings began to appear, having been transported by Verdie’s magic essence from the Gorg caves back to Peat Haven. Verdie, however, was fading away, returning to his base elements. By the time all the villagers had been returned, Verdie was nothing more than a blanket of moss hanging across the base of Queen Angelica’s statue. The queen put the barrier back in place, reset the magic password, and spoke to the Mosslings.

 

“Verdie made a terrible mistake. His poor judgment caused you to be enslaved by the Grog, but he learned his lesson and sacrificed himself for your safe return. Remember him well,” she added as she flew up into the air, trailing soft pink magic aurora behind her.

 

Now, whenever the Mosslings pass by the queen’s statue and see the moss growing there, they are reminded that the mushrooms are never plumper on the other side, and they honor the sacrifice Verdie made to learn that lesson.


Sunday, December 14, 2025

Bunkmore’s Christmas Wonderland

 



     Fizzbit Flutterbun was certainly not one of the popular elves at the North Pole. He never really mastered the art of elven magic. Every time he tried, something dreadful happened — like the time he accidentally turned off Rudolph’s nose. It took twelve of the most senior elf masters to figure out exactly how he managed that so they could reverse it. Rudolph did not speak to Fizzy for two months. The other elves were kind to him, but whenever he tried to use his magic, they usually scattered for their own protection.

It is no surprise, therefore, that after a bit too much egg nog at the pre-Christmas elf party, Fizzy accidentally transported himself somewhere across the globe to who knows where. Unable to see in the darkness of the wee morning hours,  he risked a bit of light magic, one of the few things he could do without… consequences. Looking around, he saw that he was in a bakery of some kind. Racks and racks of cooking sheets stacked ceiling high just waiting to be filled with fresh baked goodies. Three different baking ovens lined the outer walls, and through the glass door of a large cooler he saw several very large bundles of rising dough.


With only three days until Christmas, Fizzy knew he just had to get back to the North Pole as soon as possible. He would need to pull off a transport spell — on purpose this time — to make it back in time for Christmas. 


Just then he heard the door rattling as the baker arrived to make the day’s treats. Fizzy waved his hands around quickly in the pattern for the transport spell and then clapped them together quickly. Expecting to find himself back in the Toy Shop, he fell backwards instead, as an explosive burst of elf dust filled the room. The dust twinkled in shades of gold, green, red, and blue before settling to the ground and flickering out.


The baker walked into the room just as the elf dust began fading away, but he saw enough of the light spectacle to be astonished, wondering at its origin — or its meaning. He looked around to see what may have caused the display, but Fizzy managed to quickly hide himself behind the large stacked bags of flour. Seeing nothing, the baker shrugged and went about his morning business.


Unlike humans, who can only see the initial burst of elf dust, elves like Fizzy are able to see the dust well past its shining time. Fizzy could see that the whole room was covered with the residue of his botched spell. He watched in horrified angst as the baker began to make cookies, sweet rolls, and bread with items contaminated by his mistake. Fearing the worst, Fizzy could do nothing but sit back and watch.




Bailey’s Bakery was renowned for its sweets, especially during Christmas. Mr. Bailey proudly made all the kids’ favorites, including powdered sugar covered Christmas cookies, miniature Christmas tree cakes, and pumpkin spice doughnuts. When the doors opened at 7 am, several of the kids from the small town of Bunkmore were already waiting. Only Mr. Bailey’s fresh made treats would get them out this early on a Saturday morning.


Becky Grant was first through the door, and she quickly put down her six bits for a Christmas cookie. The price for the cookie was $1.25, but this was Christmas, and Mr. Bailey was not about to begrudge the small red-head her Christmas treat.


Becky quickly took a bite and let out a satisfying, “Mmmmm, mmmummmy”, but as she did so, she accidentally inhaled a bit of powdered sugar and sneezed.  As soon as she did, it immediately started snowing - inside the store!  All the kids — as well as Mr. Bailey — let out a gasp of astonishment. Fizzy could do nothing but watch in horror from his hiding place.


“Do it again,” said Jimmy Camden. 


“I can’t just sneeze on command,” she answered.


“Get her some pepper - and let’s try it outside!” exclaimed Jenny Marshal.


Curious as to the outcome of this experiment, Mr. Bailey gave them some pepper. The three kids ran outside, and within two minutes, snow was falling all around the town square.


Bobby Carmichael, determined to not be outdone by Becky’s discovery, stayed in the shop. While the others were frolicking in the new fallen snow, he ordered a miniature Christmas tree cake. He quickly scarfed down several bites, expecting something amazing to happen, but it did not. He even sniffed a little pepper to sneeze… still nothing. Disappointed, he took the last bite of his cake and was about to order his own Christmas cookie when suddenly he choked on the cake, erupting into a massive coughing spell, and spitting the half masticated piece of cake out onto the ground.


Fizzy shook his head in disbelief as he watched the result of the event. As soon as the piece of cake hit the ground it grew and transformed into a fully decorated and lighted Christmas tree, growing right there in the middle of the bakery.


“Hey guys,” Bobby yelled, running outside, “come check this out.”


Mr. Bailey scratched his head in astonishment. Fizzy just shank further behind the stacks of flour, wringing his hands and wondering how he could fix this.


The other kids ran back inside and gasped at the sight of the tree. Outside, other kids, drawn by the snow, which was only falling in the town square, were starting to emerge from their homes.


“Let’s try another,” said Jimmy as he ordered a pumpkin spice doughnut and a cola.


“You know those make you burp,” said Jenny, her hands firmly planted on her hips.


“I know,” said Jimmy with a smile as he ate his doughnut. 


Becky sneezed again and snow once more started falling in the bakery.


“Oh my,” said Mr. Bailey. What more could he say? Short of shutting down the shop, he didn’t know what to do other than watch his bakery transform before his eyes.


When nothing happened after he ate his doughnut, Jimmy took a big swig of cola.


“Here it comes!” he said, holding his belly and preparing for a huge belch. But when he opened his mouth, instead of a carbonation-induced, rumbling burp, out came Jingle Bells — not Jimmy singing Jingle Bells, but the dubiously melodic sound of Jimmy burping to the tune of Jingle Bells!


“Wow,” said the kids in unison, who immediately started laughing uncontrollably — except for Jenny, who found the whole thing disgusting.



     Very quickly, word got out about Mr. Bailey’s special batch of Christmas goodies. Before anyone could list the names of Santa’s reindeer, the whole town was filled with snow, newly grown (and fully decorated) Christmas trees, and the joyous sound of belching Christmas Carols.




“What have you done?”


Fizzy recognized the voice. He turned to see Wendell Moonfoot, one of the senior elves.


“I’m so sorry, I don’t know what happened. I was just trying to get back to the Toy Shop. How did you find me?”


“We could sense the rogue use of magic all the way to the North Pole. This is an absolute disaster. It will surely go down as one of the biggest elf blunders in history. Congratulations, Flutterbun, you might become the most infamous elf in North Pole history.”


Fizzy dropped his head in shame. “What can we do?” he asked.


“We? We do nothing. You go home; and tonight, after the baker closes shop, we will clean up this mess.”


“Yes, sir,” said Fizzy sadly.


Wendell waved his hands, and magical lights swirled around Fizzy as he vanished into thin air, transported back to the North Pole. Wendell turned to watch the spectacle unfolding in Bunkmore. To him, it was the worst elven disaster in history. He just shook his head. Nightfall could not come any faster.




Mr. Bailey watched the kids running around town. After the first few kids came through and were so excited, he just couldn’t help himself. He started giving the treats away for free. He had never seen so much joy and happiness in the kids of Bunkmore. Sure, there were some inconveniences, and more than a few adults were not happy with all the trees popping up all over town — not to mention old Mrs. Farley, who was running around trying to stop the boys from belching out Christmas Carols.  After all, that was just rude. To Mr. Bailey, however, watching the angelic faces of the kids frolicking in the snow was worth it all. Even Jenny had given in and ordered a pumpkin spice doughnut and a cola! Mr. Bailey didn’t know how it happened, but for one very special Saturday, his Christmas treats had turned the normally boring town of Bunkmore into a Christmas Wonderland.